The Next Adventure

After the Fiasco with the woman with a dick, I concentrated completely on my footy.

Played for School, and Boys Club, and even in the district Sunday League
One day , walking down our main downtown street I bumped into a fellow footy Pal talking
to a fantastically beautiful woman
"Hi Poes" he said " " meet my aunt "
My eyes popped and my mouth gawped wide openShe was much older than us we were 16 she was about mid twenties
She was the spitting image of the famous American movie star Audrey Hepburn
Tall, slender, and just ever so sophisticated and more beautiful than anyone I'd ever seen.As the weeks went by I seemed to accidentally bump into her whenever I walked in the town.

It seemed too be just too much more than a coincidence that we met so often.

We were nearing xmas and at that time you never got invited to parties unless you could bring a partner

I told her this one day and she said she had two tickets for her posh works dance in the

Old Assembly Rooms in Newcastle. And would I like to go with her as her partner.

I was only too delighted to go and felt like a Prince with her as my beautiful Princess.


She said she liked me a lot and it wasn't an accident we kept meeting. She told me she had been planning it.

Fookin hell !

Here's me a sixteen year old sexually frustrated footy player with my own drop dead gorgeous personal stalker

No one would believe it.