Schooldays ( Week 2)

Week 2 at School coming up

I was dreading it

Not only the embarassment caused by little J the nymphomaniac,

But the indignity of running home bubbling cos that bullying git busted my nose.

I consulted with a Pal who lived in the same backlane as me.

He was a year older than me but a good 6" shorter

Commomnly known as " Little John" he was as hard as nails.

Nee problem Poes.

All ye got to do is grit ya teeth, walk straight up to him and kick him in the balls

He'll gaan doon and when he does, just jump on him and punch the livin daylights oot of him.

Deent stop till hes bleedin like hell and bubblin hees eyes oot.

Then stand up and look at hees mates and say " whey wants ti be next ?"

So off a went next day to school

I nearly peed me pants at playtime when I saw him

But I plucked up the courage and did just what "Little John" told me

My goodness it worked a treat.

Just as "Little John" said

None of his pals accepted my offer

I felt like David and Goliath

That was the end of school bullying for me

But it brought on another problem.

I'll tell you shortly.